“I'm a one-man idiot”

plecat de pe plantatie

luat orange din fata usii

dus orange la dentist (eu asteptat afara . . . . . . sunt dispus sa fac orice, dar nu imi cere sa stau la
dentist, numai gandul imi provoaca hemoragie craniana )

eu fericit , orange facut anestezie . . . se pare ca a avut un efect cam prelungit ,

eu putut vorbit ore in sir

ea doar gesticulat la mine nervos

eu sters bale la orange

gasit barulet cochet cu iz de mortaciune si aroma de primavara (What more could one wish for? )

trebuie sa concep o magnifica cina pentru doi , dupa care sa o bag in blender ( cina adica )

Eddie Izzard !!!!!! the best stand-up comedian :

“But with dogs, we do have “bad dog.” Bad dog exists. “Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!” The dog is saying, “Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!”
“Well, if you put it that way, I think you’ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.””

“There’s a huge hole in the whole Flood drama, because anything that could float or swim got away scot-free, and it was the idea to wipe out everything, He didn’t say, “I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.””

mmmm . . . . ok . . . so yeah . . . .
cred ca e timpul a ma apuc de cina , orange gesticuleaza puternic , si e deja rosie la fata . . .(unde mama naibi am pus blenderul???? )



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